Your MacBook has a built-in accelerometer. OuchMac uses it to detect every impact and fire custom sounds. Hit it. It reacts. Record it. It goes viral.
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How It Works
From download to your first "OUCH" in under two minutes.
Download OuchMac. Open it. It lives in your menubar. No account, no setup, no friction. Already bought? Go to Settings › License, enter your purchase email. Done.
macOS may flag the app on first open. Right-click OuchMac → Open → Open Anyway. Or: System Settings → Privacy & Security → Open Anyway.
8 built-in packs: Goat, Sexy, Gentleman, WTF, Yamete and more. Switch anytime. Your Mac, your vibe.
The accelerometer catches every impact. The sound fires instantly. Hit record first — you'll want the footage.
What people are saying
Real users. Unsponsored reactions (mostly).
Mostrei pra um colega de trabalho e ele quase cuspiu o café. Comprei na hora. Melhor $5 que já gastei na vida.
2h ago
I slapped my MacBook during a Zoom call and my coworkers heard the goat scream. I've never had to explain myself more in my life. 10/10.
5h ago
Uso o Yamete Pack na biblioteca. Minha vida social acabou mas meu Mac nunca foi tão divertido.
1d ago
One-time payment, no subscription BS, works instantly. The Fart Pack alone is worth $5. The Goat Pack is worth $50.
3d ago
Gravei batendo no notebook durante uma reunião chata e postei. 2 milhões de views. O OuchMac pagou meu salário esse mês.
1w ago
My therapist asked what brings me joy. I showed her OuchMac. She downloaded it too. We're both doing much better now.
2w ago
Sound Packs
All 8 packs come unlocked with your $5 purchase. No extras, no upsells.
Dramatic goat screams for every bump. Guaranteed to embarrass you in coffee shops.
Sultry gasps and suggestive moans. Your Mac is very impressed with that slap.
Street fighter combos, KO sounds, and bone-crunching hits. Your Mac fights back.
Grunts, yelps, and masculine outcries. The sound of a man taking damage.
Wet, dry, squeaky, and thunderous. A complete catalogue of flatulence.
"I say!", "Good heavens!", "Most undignified!" — your Mac has standards.
Unhinged reactions, absurd sounds, pure chaos. No context. No regrets.
Anime "stop it!" energy. Very embarrassing in silent offices. Use with care.
All packs unlock automatically after purchase. No separate downloads.
Pricing
No subscription. No upsells. No tricks. Pay once, keep it.
One-time payment · Full refund within 7 days
Already purchased?
Open OuchMac › Settings › License, enter your purchase email and click Verify.
OuchMac is the easiest app to turn into content. Slap. Record. Post. Guaranteed results.
Goat Pack in office
WTF Pack on Zoom
Library Yamete incident
Fart Pack presentation
FAQ
Only MacBooks with Apple Silicon (M1 or later) running macOS 12+. The accelerometer Apple uses on Intel-era MacBooks isn't accessible to apps. iMac, Mac mini, and Mac Pro have no accelerometer at all.
Yes. 9 free slaps, no account, no credit card. After that, a $5 unlock screen appears. If the trial doesn't convince you, nothing will.
Open OuchMac → Settings › License → enter the email you used at checkout → Verify. Takes 10 seconds. No license key, no code, nothing to copy-paste.
No. OuchMac sits in your menubar and polls the accelerometer sensor — the same one your Mac already reads for display orientation. Battery impact is essentially zero.
Yes. 7 days, full refund, no questions. Email support@ouchmac.com with your order number and it's done.
The only Mac app that talks back when you hit it. Start free. Unlock for $5. No regrets.
Free trial · $5 to unlock · No subscription · MacBook M1+
